»I’m sorry you guys, but I’m just not feeling Jake at all right now. I’m not deleting him, but he’s going to be on a hiatus for a little while.

In the meantime, you can follow this guy, which is where I’ll be from now on. (I really need to stop making new blogs).

AND YES IT’S TOM HARDY SO SHUT YOUR MOUTHS.

But I love you guys, and thank you so much for making mine and Jake’s time here worthwhile c:


3 months ago · 4 notes

»So I’m watching the short film Sergeant Slaughter My Big Brother.

3 minutes in and all of a sudden there’s Tom Hardy’s cock.

OH. UM. OKAY.



I wonder if I should just delete Jake. Too much fuckin’ work, and I have other characters to work on.


3 months ago · 1 note

@Jake  

purplehazevillain:

jakegreyman:

“You sure? I don’t want-” he was cut off by the sudden, unexpected kiss. His arms automatically wrapped around her waist, pulling their already close bodies even closer together. It didn’t occur to him until now how long they were away from each other like this. He ran his tongue along her lip and nibbled softly, trailing a hand down to grab a hold of her thigh.

She moaned softly against the kiss and laid herself down on the bed, pulling him with her. Her hands took off his jacket and tossed it to the floor. She pulled up his shirt and raked her nails gently down his chest and stomach. She had missed this feeling so much and wanted it to last as long as it possibly could.

Jacob smirked into their kiss, laying himself gently on top of her as she pulled him down. He ground his hips against hers slowly as he trailed kisses down her neck, biting once he was at her collarbone. He pulled at the edges of her shirt, bringing it up and over her head.

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annabelle-hicks:

jakegreyman:

annabelle-hicks:

jakegreyman:

annabelle-hicks:

jakegreyman:

“So how have you been?”

He shrugs, “Alright…any plans tonight?” Whether he was actually interested or not was debatable. Small talk was never a trait of his.

Annabelle chuckled and sighed. “Nope. No plans. Why you wanna do something?”

Jacob immediately shook his head, “No, I was just wondering…you know, Valentine’s Day and all that shit. Thought you would be celebrating or whatever.”

Annabelle smirked. “Celebrating what? Never really cared for Valentine’s Day. I bought a gift for Alex this year and that was it. You got any plans?”

“Yeah? I guess not a lot of people do actually, including me. I just thought women usually got all excited for the day.”

Annabelle laughed. “Well I s’pose I might get excited if I had a boyfriend. But I haven’t had one for a while and I don’t see one happening anytime soon so.” She shrugged.

He nodded slowly, “Yeah, I guess so. Well, relationships can be annoying anyway. You’re probably not missing anything.”


3 months ago · 7 notes (© jakegreyman)

literatureandpearls asked: Cat walked over to Jakes again with a red satin ribbon around her neck with a small bag of macaroons & a card tied to her that said, "happy valentines day."

Jacob grabbed Cat in his arms and looked at the bag around her neck, including the card. He could feel his cheeks warm up embarrassingly. “Thanks…” he muttered to no one in particular.



annabelle-hicks:

jakegreyman:

annabelle-hicks:

jakegreyman:

“So how have you been?”

He shrugs, “Alright…any plans tonight?” Whether he was actually interested or not was debatable. Small talk was never a trait of his.

Annabelle chuckled and sighed. “Nope. No plans. Why you wanna do something?”

Jacob immediately shook his head, “No, I was just wondering…you know, Valentine’s Day and all that shit. Thought you would be celebrating or whatever.”

Annabelle smirked. “Celebrating what? Never really cared for Valentine’s Day. I bought a gift for Alex this year and that was it. You got any plans?”

“Yeah? I guess not a lot of people do actually, including me. I just thought women usually got all excited for the day.”


3 months ago · 7 notes (© jakegreyman)

alucardofhellsing:

jakegreyman:

alucardofhellsing:

jakegreyman:

alucardofhellsing:

jakegreyman:

alucardofhellsing:

jakegreyman:

alucardofhellsing started following you

This night just keeps getting more and more interesting.

That certainly is one way of putting it.

Yeah? Name’s Jacob. Who are you exactly?

My name is Alucard.

Interesting name you got there…feels like I’ve heard it before.

It wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest, most know my name even if they don’t recognize it right away.

Maybe you could help me remember it a little more. Who are you, besides your name?

Besides me name? That’s a long list of things, including monster and villain, depending on who you were to ask.

Well, since I’m asking you directly, what would you say? Do you think of yourself as a monster?

(via trickylittleshit)



@Jake  

purplehazevillain:

jakegreyman:

He sighed nervously and started chewing on his lower lip-a habit of his whenever he was feeling uncomfortable. “Well, I mean…I don’t really give a shit about it.” That probably wasn’t what she was expecting to hear. But she had to think he would say something like that. “But…I could just stay here if you want.”

Alex smiled wider and squeezed his hand lightly. “You can do whatever you want, Jake.” she said as she leaned up to give him a deep kiss. Chills ran down her spine as their lips touched, she had waited to kiss him for a very long time. Enjoying the moment, she pushed herself closer to him as she continued to kiss him slowly.

“You sure? I don’t want-” he was cut off by the sudden, unexpected kiss. His arms automatically wrapped around her waist, pulling their already close bodies even closer together. It didn’t occur to him until now how long they were away from each other like this. He ran his tongue along her lip and nibbled softly, trailing a hand down to grab a hold of her thigh.

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Really? I’m watchig that Friday with a buddy! She loves Chris, but I’m a Tom fan. Was it good? Like, worth it, and not just good because Tom was in it?

Honestly, it was pretty good! Just a cute, funny movie. A little action here and there, but mostly white girl problems about choosing between two men. It was fun though c:

butTomHardywasaplus


3 months ago · 1 note